I watch your dreams all night while you sleep
GNAWFUL RAM
GOSH DAMN
O.O what happened in india??
Kolkata is a tropical region so the spiders there are like mouse size. They were dangerous. I was always afraid one would hurt my kitten. I’d see a giant black mass scurry across my bedroom floor at night and like sob haha. I thought I got bit in my armpit in the middle of the night - over the week it became impossible to do anything with that arm because it was like a constant searing pain and doctors wouldn’t see me because I’m a lady.
(Source: HUGCLUB)
I got really excited about some row home
(and unfortunately still not past my grapple with drawing on paper. How I loathe…. *sets fire to paper*. This is horrible timing, I’m in a show in 2 weeks)
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I thought this was gonna be a math equation but there’s no .77777777. That was almost way cool. Trick me please please!
14. Piercings I want: I want…… I want to pierce someone’s nipples. Preferably female. ….exclusively female. For myself? Lip ring ^_^
18. Phobia: Spiders. Well, actually I think spiders are quite cool but I’ve had some nightmarish experiences with spiders in India *shudders* I can’t tolerate the idea of one on me :’(
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9. Tattoos I want - Swampy but only by Swampy. One of Miss Van’s characters. The house I’m currently living in. A portrait of a scientist by XOIL.
20. Dream Hair - I love my hair as it is, frankly. Livin’ the dream. My boyfriend paid for me to get it done last time (how cool is he?) and called it “his investment” haha. Unfortunately I’ll have to dye it to a more neutral color before I leave for Africa :’(
#caroline caldwell #swampy #miss van #xoil #tattoosPutting Your Hair Into a Ponytail: A step-by-step guide
1. Realize that your hair needs to be put up.
2. Push hair towards the back of head with fingertips
3. Apply elastic circle
4. Remember death
5. Pull hair through rubber band and twist the rubber band once and admire breasts
6. Contemplate phenomenon of consciousness and paradox of time
7. Does your existence have purpose
8. Consider insignificance in grand scheme of existence
9. Adjust ponytail by pulling hair outwards in opposite directions
10. Complete
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4. Last time I cried: I cry a lot due to Aaron Swartz. I cry like monthly about being mortal. Last time I cried was a few days ago when my parents pushed the notion that I ‘deserved’ [assault I will not specify] for reasons which are totally unrelated but have to do with my living contrary to their religious beliefs.
10. Biggest turn ons: Intelligence. Artist. Humor. A sprinkle of depression.
13. Life goals: rollerskating waitress.
17. A fact about my life: your 15 minutes are up
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Trying to draw my favorite houses of west Philadelphia stacked on top of each other But it’s hard to draw the perspective of the single structure since i see each house at eye level. This is me trying to figure out what it’ll look like on paper….
This is for an upcoming show in NYC of sick work at really reasonable (quite low) prices.
By WK Interact
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3. Best Friend: We’re pretty ‘Prince and Pauper’; despite being on opposite ends of a socio-economic strata, we’ve developed pretty similar ‘issues’ which is marvelous. Also she’s more impulsive than I am, so what’s more entertaining than hanging out with her is watching others react while interacting with her. Most of all I can drink by myself in her bed and she’ll show me her boobs because she knows I like them.
12. Perfect Date: I will have just won some sort of award/been recognized for an achievement/accomplished some major task and my hair will look amazing. I don’t even care who the other person is.
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